Here are some remedies if you have been diagnosed with a broken heart: if, on the first day you think you can’t stand it – drink. Drink and sleep. Mild to medium cases will already improve after this. You can repeat this daily for about a week before your manager will get suspicious. If it is a bad to worst case, keep on drinking and read Bukowski. After a certain period of time (and you will know when) you shall be able to switch to French books about fucking. I recommend Djian and Millet.

Be aware: even when you think your anger and tormented heart will enable you to fell a solid street light with your bare hand, you will only break every bone in your fingers. So it goes.

And remember: time heals nothing.

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